All these “Old Sport” jokes are getting real old.
I said sorry to this lady at work today cause I messed up and she’s like “don’t be sorry just keep being yourself”.
Um so I picked up the egg just as it was about to hatch and then I let go of it and now it is floating…
Yeah that’s right bitches. My friends and I were so obsessed with this game we made it our goal to get A rank on every level. We haven’t yet…but we got a lot done!
El solo de Marty
Oh dear, some random lady phoned my house and she had the wrong number but when I said bye she said “god bless you” and I just said “ok” and hung up. I didn’t know what else to say.
“I’m not big on planning ahead, but I have one unmovable appointment May 23, 2013. I have a table for one at Morty’s steak house. Where I will celebrate becoming a lawyer again, Which can only happen if I take a full load.”
- Jeff Winger, Season 1 Episode 24
In hindsight, that’s not quite how it panned out. But if anyone still wants to meet at Morty’s, I’ll save you a seat.
Serving is hard! Geez I don’t care what people say it’s super difficult. I guess it doesn’t help that I’m socially inept.
but why do these parks become abandoned?!?
Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans
they say New orleans is haunted… this has proved the theory 100%
I was sending photos like this to everyone when I started writing Nightmare in Silver. There is something uniquely disturbing about abandoned Amusement Parks.
Reasons why I love Oliver and Company: